Miskatonic University Fight Song – Lovecraft Parody

10/31/06 - Another in the Esoteric Halloween series.


We’re reading the forbidden books that ought not to be read
Learning the forbidden words that ought not to be said
Swapping minds with aliens, conversing with the dead –
And out on the football field we fill our foes with dread!

Rah, rah, Miskatonic
Yah, yah, Miskatonic
Fight fight fight until we die or go insane

Rah, rah, Miskatonic
Yah, yah, Miskatonic
When Cthulu calls “yoo hoo” we’ll sink him in the sea again

You may be an Elder God from somewhere out in space
A recently thawed remnant of a frozen alien race
A long forgotten horror gibbering without a face
Mighty Miskatonic U will put you in your place
Hey!

Rah, rah, Miskatonic
Yah, yah, Miskatonic
Fight, fight, fight until we go insane or die

Rah, rah, Miskatonic
Yah, yah, Miskatonic
Miskatonic! Miskatonic! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Gimme an H
(H)
Gimme an A
(A)
Gimme an S
(S)
Gimme a T
(T)
Gimme a U
(U)
Gimme an R
(R)
What does that spell?
(Hastur!)
I can’t hear you
(Hastur!)
One more time
(Hastur!)
Uh oh
(Aaaa!)

So if our cheer should accidentally open up a gate
We’ll quickly close it back again and so avoid our fate
But if our incantation comes a little bit too late
Give our best to Herbert West and he’ll reanimate
So
Rah, rah, Miskatonic
Yah, yah, Miskatonic
Fight, fight, fight until we go insane or die

Rah, rah, Miskatonic
Yah, yah, Miskatonic
Miskatonic! Miskatonic! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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