Stifled by stereotypical song stylings?
Resist The Robot Music Overlords!

“This accordion-rocking Hoosier throws down some tasty rhymes that bridge the gap from the fields of Indiana to the deserts of Tatooine.”

SONGS
Short, funny, and genre-smashing! A few of the more popular:

Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
Goin’ Jawa Rap – Star Wars Parody
If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie
She Tortures Barbies
Miskatonic University Fight Song

The Latest Thing

Now that Stranger Things season 4 is out, here’s a zero budget satirical recap lyric video of seasons 1-3!


Fear The Accordion?

I’ve heard all the jokes. I’ve made all the jokes. But this is not your typical “accordion music.”

Take a listen, you’ll hear hints of pop, folk, rock, country, punk, bluegrass, banda, prog rock, hip-hop, and musical theater behind the laughs.

The Captain's Compendium

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The Captain's Compendium

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