Stifled by stereotypical song stylings?
Resist The Robot Music Overlords!
“This accordion-rocking Hoosier throws down some tasty rhymes that bridge the gap from the fields of Indiana to the deserts of Tatooine.”
SONGS
Now that Stranger Things season 4 is out, here’s a zero budget satirical recap lyric video of seasons 1-3!

Captain Ambivalent songs are short, funny, and genre-smashing. A few popular examples:
Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
Goin’ Jawa Rap – Star Wars Parody
If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie
She Tortures Barbies
Miskatonic University Fight Song
SHOWS
The Captain has limited bookings for 2023 to focus on parent assistance and launching a satirical musical, “Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars!“.
Fear The Accordion?
I’ve heard all the jokes. I’ve made all the jokes. But this is not your typical “accordion music.”
Take a listen, you’ll hear hints of pop, folk, rock, country, punk, bluegrass, banda, prog rock, hip-hop, and musical theater behind the laughs.