Stifled by stereotypical song stylings?
Resist The Robot Music Overlords!

“This accordion-rocking Hoosier throws down some tasty rhymes that bridge the gap from the fields of Indiana to the deserts of Tatooine.”

SONGS

Short, funny, and genre-smashing! A few of the more popular:

Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
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Goin’ Jawa Rap
Star Wars Parody
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If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie
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She Tortures Barbies
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Miskatonic University Fight Song
Lovecraft Parody
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SHOWS
Michigan City, IndianaSat AUG 07 @ 12:15 PM – 12:45 PMTaste of Michigan CityChesterton, IndianaSun AUG 08 @ 1:00 PM – 2:00 PMChesterton Art FairElgin, IllinoisThu SEP 09 @ 6:00 PM – 7:00 PMOne-Man Show “Captain Ambivalent Tries To Make A Solo Rom Com”, Elgin Fringe Festival – Exhibition Hall at Hemmens Cultural CenterElgin, IllinoisFri SEP 10 @ 7:30 PM – 8:30 PMOne-Man Show “Captain Ambivalent Tries To Make A Solo Rom Com”, Elgin Fringe Festival – Exhibition Hall at Hemmens Cultural CenterElgin, IllinoisSat SEP 11 @ 6:00 PM – 7:00 PMOne-Man Show “Captain Ambivalent Tries To Make A Solo Rom Com”, Elgin Fringe Festival – Exhibition Hall at Hemmens Cultural CenterVirtualTue SEP 14 – Sat 10/09/21 Online on demandOne-Man Show “Captain Ambivalent Is In Denial”, KeyBank Rochester Fringe FestivalZionsville, IndianaWed SEP 15 @ 7:00 PM Books & Brews ZionsvilleUrbana, IllinoisThu SEP 16 @ 7:00 PM – 9:00 PMSipyardOshkosh, WisconsinFri SEP 17 @ 8:00 PM – 11:00 PMNew Moon CafeAlma, MichiganSat SEP 18 @ 6:00 PM – 7:00 PMHighland BlushAlma, MichiganSat SEP 18 @ 9:00 PM – 10:00 PMHighland BlushDetroit, MichiganMon SEP 20 @ 7:00 PM Cadieux CafeBrownsburg, IndianaTue SEP 21 @ 7:00 PM Books & Brews BrownsburgCanton, OhioWed SEP 22 @ 9:00 PM Buzzbin Art & Music ShopHuntington, West VirginiaFri SEP 24 @ 6:00 PM – 9:00 PMBahnhof WVrsthaus & BiergartenHuntington, West VirginiaSat SEP 25 @ 6:00 PM – 9:00 PMBahnhof WVrsthaus & BiergartenYoungstown, OhioSun SEP 26 @ 8:00 PM Westside BowlFredericksburg, VirginiaTue SEP 28 @ 7:00 PM – 9:00 PMThe Recreation Center FXBGParkville, MarylandWed SEP 29 @ 7:00 PM Dragon LandWilmington, North CarolinaThu SEP 30 @ 7:00 PM The Barzarre Circus NightWilmington, North CarolinaFri OCT 01 @ 8:00 PM – 10:00 PMFermentalStatesboro, GeorgiaSat OCT 02 @ 8:00 PM Chandler Hollow StudioNashville, TennesseeSun OCT 03 @ 9:00 PM Springwater Supper Club & Lounge

The Latest Thing

Fear The Accordion?

I’ve heard all the jokes. I’ve made all the jokes. But this is not your typical “accordion music.”

Take a listen, you’ll hear hints of pop, folk, rock, country, punk, bluegrass, banda, prog rock, hip-hop, and musical theater behind the laughs.

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