Stifled by stereotypical song stylings?
Resist The Robot Music Overlords!

“This accordion-rocking Hoosier throws down some tasty rhymes that bridge the gap from the fields of Indiana to the deserts of Tatooine.”

SONGS
Short, funny, and genre-smashing! A few of the more popular:

Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
Goin’ Jawa Rap – Star Wars Parody
If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie
She Tortures Barbies
Miskatonic University Fight Song
SHOWS

 

I had some great outdoor shows fall 2021, but found people were not really coming out for indoor shows yet. I plan on limited booking focusing on outdoor events for now.

The Latest Thing


Fear The Accordion?

I’ve heard all the jokes. I’ve made all the jokes. But this is not your typical “accordion music.”

Take a listen, you’ll hear hints of pop, folk, rock, country, punk, bluegrass, banda, prog rock, hip-hop, and musical theater behind the laughs.

The Captain's Compendium

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