Goin’ Jawa Rap – Star Wars Parody (GenCon 2014)

08/16/14 - Unfortunately I didn't see any Jawas that year.


WWell I’m cruisin’ inside of my pumped up ride
Got my hoodie pulled high above my glowing yellow eyes

I’m goin’ Jawa
Jawa style, that’s the way to be
Goin’ Jawa
Hiding in the rocks where nobody can see
Goin’ Jawa
Wondering if I call you “shorty” or “homie”
All the Jawas in the house say “Ooo tee nee” hey

Now I’m rappin’ it and rappin’ it tightly
You know the Jundland Wastes should not be traveled lightly
So I rock ’em in my monster truck
If you are a lost droid I’ma pick you up

I’m goin’ Jawa
If you need to chat your moisture vaporator
Goin’ Jawa
Got a droid here that was built by Darth Vader
Goin’ Jawa
Or an astro droid in red or in blue
You don’t have to come on down, I’ll bring the store to you hey

This one is power droid, I don’t know what he does
But we made an action figure of him just because
Because we will sell any kind of Star Wars merchandise
(So hey, where’s Rey?)
(O.K., that ain’t right)

Well I’m cruisin’ inside of my pumped up ride
Got my hoodie pulled high above my glowing yellow eyes
Rockin’ through the desert just to see what we can see
All the Jawas in the house say “Ooo tee nee”
All the Jawas in the house say “Ooo tee nee”
I’m goin’ Jawa

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