Eclipsed By Your Behind

08/03/12 - This may have been based on an actual incident which may have involved my own behind, but I conveniently don't remember.

Discrete Drums by Greg Morrow
Everything else by Dan Biemer

I was lying on the beach soaking up the heat
When suddenly a chill ran down my spine
I looked up to see a shadow over me
Where the sun was eclipsed by your behind

Where the sun was eclipsed by your behind your behind
Where the sun was eclipsed by your behind
Where the sun was eclipsed by your behind your behind
Where the sun was eclipsed by your behind

Now darlin’ do you mind, I don’t mean to be unkind
Or offend you ’cause you know I really care
But I’m trying to bask, so I just gotta ask
Please, could you move your derrierre?

‘Cause the sun is eclipsed by your behind, your behind
Yeah the sun is eclipsed by your behind
Yeah the sun is eclipsed by your behind, your behind
Yeah the sun is eclipsed by your behind

As you scoot away I return to light of day
But now I feel my insides melt to mush
‘Cause in that light I see that I was meant to be
In the shade of your titanic tush

And if the sun is eclipsed by your behind I don’t mind
If the sun is eclipsed by your behind
If the sun is eclipsed by your behind I don’t mind
If the sun is eclipsed by your behind

So through this world of sand we’ll go marching hand in hand
And together face whatever is to come
When you’re by my side, I know I can always hide
Safe beneath the shelter of your bum

And if the sun is eclipsed by your behind I don’t mind
If the sun is eclipsed by your behind
Like our love, it keeps growing all the time all the time
Till the sun is eclipsed by your behind

If the sun is eclipsed by your behind I don’t mind
If the sun is eclipsed by your behind
Now I’ve got really odd tanning lines but I’m fine
If the sun is eclipsed by your behind

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