09/01/07 - Began as a throwaway song for a gig at Espress Yourself, inspired by a painting there. Espress Yourself is gone but the song remains.
Everything else by Dan Biemer
I cruise art galleries just checking out the foxy paintings
They say ’embrace the arts’ but when I try they will not let me
Classical, Realist, and Impressionist get the most attention, but
I think I’m falling for a woman in the abstract section… hey
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why won’t you look my way?
How can I tell if you look my way?
It’s really kind of hard to say ’cause
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why can’t I catch your eye?
I wanna catch your eye and I don’t know why
But I’d better move fast ’cause it’s starting to slide down your face
Crazy Picasso eyes look down on me unevenly
Oh, can’t you hear a word I’m singing?
Her tiny lips won’t smile
She cannot hear she has no ears
Her face would melt a clock
In a painting by another artist… hey!
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why do you look so fine?
I think you’ve been framed, you oughta be free
So get off the wall and dance with me tonight
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Yeah, yeah, baby
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah