The Computer Is Your Friend – Paranoia Parody (GenCon 2016)
07/28/16 - A long overdue one for the Paranoia fans.


Good morning citizens of the complex
Standing in line for happy fun time
Just look around at all the smiles
‘Cause anyone not smiling
Must be plotting treason!
If you see something say something
Trust no one keep your laser handy
Oh oh oh oh – and remember:
The Computer Is Your Friend!
Give it all your data
The Computer Is Your Friend!
It will keep you safe
Cause the Grand High Programmers
Hardly ever make mistakes
No wait they never make mistakes

Outside these armor plated walls
There’s nothing but a deadly wasteland
To terrible to contemplate
So if you contemplate it then you must be plotting treason!
If you see something say something
You may survive interrogation
Oh oh oh oh – and remember:
The Computer Is Your Friend
Tell it all your secrets
The Computer is Your Friend
It is not insane
Cause the Grand High Programmers
Hardly ever go insane
No wait they never go insane

But beware of all the secret mutants slipping through the airlocks
Infiltrating every level of society
Cause the person standing next to you may be a secret mutant
Working to destroy us all because they hate our freedom –

If you see something say something
And then report for termination
Oh oh oh oh – and remember:
The Computer Is Your Friend
Give it all your freedom
The Computer Is Your Friend
It will keep it safe
Cause the Grand High Programmers
Well they’re not just Grand they’re great
No wait they’re really really great!

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