Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
10/31/03 - The first song performed publicly on accordion became my theme.
Dan Biemer: Vocals, Accordion
Mark Frey: Tubawuba, Percussion
Drums by Greg Morrow courtesy of Discrete Drums Inc.

Well I’m sure I’m faster than something
And I’m probably stronger than something else
I can leap over other stuff in a single bound
But on the other hand you know I could just walk around

You might call me Captain Ambivalent
You might call me Captain Ambivalent
You might call me Captain Ambivalent
And then again you might not

Well I heard you were kidnapped by The Terror
And he swears he’ll make you marry him tonight
I suppose I could go running off to rescue you
But you might grow to love him given time

You might call me Captain Ambivalent
You might call me Captain Ambivalent
You might call me Captain Ambivalent
I don’t really care

Well I might have some special powers
But then again maybe I don’t
And I might save you from yourself
But then again maybe I won’t
Though I find it hard to try
Sometimes it’s harder not to try
This song just might be over soon
I can’t decide

You might call me Captain Ambivalent
You might call me Captain Ambivalent
You might call me Capitan Ambivalante…
And then again you might not

I don’t care, I can’t decide yeah
Captain Ambivalent
I don’t care, I can’t decide yeah
Captain Ambivalent
I don’t care, I can’t decide –
Captain Ambivalent
Oh, yeah

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