My Baby Is A B-Movie Zombie

06/24/05 - One of my Halloween songs. They can get a bit esoteric.


My baby doll she was dead
Then she got re-animated
And now she’s knockin’ knockin’ knockin’ on her coffin door
“Come on and let me out, I wanna party some more”
Diggin’ to the surface with her bony claws
Howlin’ and a screamin’ and a moanin’ ’cause

She wants to boogie oogie oogie when the sun goes down
Boogie oogie oogie gonna rock this town
She’s got the glowing eyes and the bony hands
But boy, that girl can dance
She can dance she can dance

My baby died in the place
Where they store the toxic waste
And now she’s bangin’ bangin’ bangin’ on the graveyard gate
“Come on and let me out ’cause I don’t wanna be late”
Oh the pretty boys are not her thang
She’s lookin’ for a man with brains

She wants braaaaaaaaiinnnsss
My baby wants braaaaaaaaiinnnsss
My baby loves braaaaaaaaiinnnsss
She loves me for my braaaaaaaaiinnnsss

My baby died in the cellar
She became a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Now she’s chompin’ chompin’ chompin’ with the rest of the C.H.U.D.
“Come on and let me out because I’m hungry for love”
Breakin’ lonely hearts and other parts as well
My baby’s gonna raise some hell

She wants to boogie oogie oogie when the sun goes down
Boogie oogie oogie gonna rock this town
She’s got the glowing eyes and the bony hands
But boy that girl can dance
She can dance she can dance
She can dance
My baby’s gonna dance

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