Around The World In Twelve Bananas

09/17/16 - Inspired by Henry, debuted at Elgin Family Fringe

Take some time while you craft your mine
To hear a song suggested by a kid who is nine

He said sing about a guy who can fart so bad
He can fly around the world in twelve bananas
Mom said wait don’t you think it might take
A little bit more than twelve bananas?
But the kid said no he can totally go
Around the world in twelve bananas

Other grownups had great revulsion
Why’d you want to sing about butt propulsion?
But the kid said hey it is just my way
I think I’m gonna sing about it every day

Gonna sing about a guy who can fart so bad
He can fly around the world in twelve bananas
Mom said wait don’t you think it might take
A little bit more than twelve bananas?
But the kid said no he can totally go
Around the world in twelve bananas

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