The Defects Inside

10/04/20 - A Buford P. Wallaby song from "Captain Ambivalent Is In Denial" virtual Elgin Fringe Festival show.

If you was inspected by number eleven
You would’ve been pulled from the line
The fire in your eyes and a smile straight from heaven
Can’t make up for the defects inside

The defects inside, the defects inside,
You should’ve been pulled from the line
Today they all want you, tomorrow they’ll shun you
So give up all the defects inside.

If consumer’s union got round to reviewin
Your life I’m afraid they would find
You’re unsafe in city or highway conditions
On account of the defects inside

The defects inside, the defects inside,
Consumers should be advised
Today they all want you, tomorrow they’ll shun you
So give up all the defects inside.

Today we are young but tomorrow will come
You can’t stop the passing of time
The charms on the surface will weather away
To reveal all the defects inside

The defects inside, the defects inside,
Soon will be out in plain sight
And they will all shun you, but I will still want you
To give up all the defects inside.

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