08/01/06 - This song became a video trio with Special Guest and Bernie the Dinosaur, the finale for my one-man show "Laundry Night."
Tonight has been a special night
We got the laundry done all right
Shimmery and wrinkle-free
We owe it all to just one thing
Polyester
Does not grow upon a tree
Polyester
Wash in cold water separately
Polyester
Wear it proud all over town
Polyester
And rayon!
The age of plastic’s greatest gift
Gives your soul and flesh a lift
Years from now you’ll still be swayve
Cause it won’t biodegrade!
CHORUS