No One Believes Me – Stranger Things Parody (Gen Con 2019)
08/03/19 - I'm not binge watching when I should be working, it's *research*!

No one believes me
When I try to tell the people about the stranger things in town
No one believes me
They just bully and demean me and they try to bring me down

But I know my boy is still alive and trapped inside a parallel dimension
Where he’s somehow turning on and off the lights
And the ones who faked his death were weaponizing psychic children
But the program ended badly and I’m really not surprised

As the walls between the worlds wore thin
Something from outside got in

No one believes me
When I try to tell the people about the stranger things in town
No one believes me
They just bully and demean me and they try to bring me down

Then the boy hocked up a lugie that his friend found and adopted
There were uncontrolled experiments to find out what it ate
And it grew into a monster but it didn’t eat the children
And the boy got unpossessed again before it was too late

And the psychic made the gateway close
Just by bleeding from her nose

No one believes me
When I try to tell the people about the stranger things in town
No one believes me
They just bully and demean me and they try to bring me down

And apparently the shopping mall was really built by Russian secret agents
No one noticed speaking Russian wearing Russian uniforms
And the sweet little old lady has got something in her basement
But the oddly-acting people say to just leave her alone
Then the oddly-acting people merge like some disgusting Voltron
But the psychic’s not the only one who can make things explode

No one believes me
I know

No one believes me
When I try to tell the people about the stranger things in town
No one believes me
They just bully and demean me and they try to bring me down

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