My Love Is Like A Porkchop

10/04/20 - A perplexing Buford P. Wallaby song from "Captain Ambivalent Is In Denial" virtual Elgin Fringe Festival show.

My love is like a porkchop
Honey barbeque
It may not be that spicy
But put it round your neck, the dog’ll play with you

My love is like a raisin
A healthy little treat
It may be dry and wrinkly
But that makes it twice as sweet

My love is like a pizza
Sausage by the pound
I may be extra-cheesy
But I’ll always be a-round
(Not like one of them square pizzas)

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