Merry Christmas Zombies

12/23/12 - Addressing the appalling lack of zombies in the holiday canon.


It’s that time of year
When all the world is tired of Christmas carols
We’ve heard them since July
That’s the time of year
When stores put out their holiday apparel
And other merchandise

Merry Christmas to the lovely Christmas sweaters
Merry Christmas to the lovely Christmas socks
Merry Christmas to the people who would like to flee this carol
Oops
They’ll have to run for blocks ’cause I’m loud

Merry Christmas to the girl with all the piercings
Merry Christmas to the guy with giant plugs
Merry Christmas to the people who are all dressed up like zombies
Oops
I guess they’re not dressed up

It’s the time of year
When zombies come around to eat your family
Or at least the slowest ones
It’s the time of year
We gather with our friends to loot the Wal-Mart
In search of food and guns

Merry Christmas to the people in the Wal-Mart
Merry Christmas to the people with the guns
Merry Christmas to the people who would like to flee the zombies
Oops
You’ll have to run for blocks after all

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