Merry Christmas Zombies
12/23/12 - Addressing the appalling lack of zombies in the holiday canon.


It’s that time of year – when all the world is tired of Christmas carols
(we’ve heard them since July)
That’s the time of year – when stores put out their holiday apparel
And other merchandise

Merry Christmas to the lovely Christmas sweaters
Merry Christmas to the lovely Christmas socks
Merry Christmas to the people who would like to flee this carol
They’ll have to run for blocks ’cause I’m loud

Merry Christmas to the girl with all the piercings
Merry Christmas to the guy with giant plugs
Merry Christmas to the people who are dressing up like zombies
Oops, I guess they’re not dressed up

It’s the time of year – when zombies come around to eat your family
(at least the slowest ones)
It’s the time of year – we gather with our friends to loot the Wal-Mart
In search of food and guns

Merry Christmas to the people in the Wal-Mart
Merry Christmas to the people with the guns
Merry Christmas to the people who have been turned into zombies
Oops, we’ll have to run for blocks after all.

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