08/05/18 - Debuted at GenCon 2018.
Hey guys I found a great new game
One that I think you’ll want to play
But before we start there’ll be a brief delay
As I read through the rulebook out loud
I will read through the rulebook out loud
And I’ll go real slow
I’ll read through the rulebook out loud
In a monotone
I’ll read through the rulebook out loud
As your eyeballs slowly glaze
There are only fifty pages
And I’m on the second page
How are you ever gonna hear
If you keep sneaking off for beer
Why do you look at me like headlights on a deer
While I read through the rulebook out loud
I will read through the rulebook out loud
And I’ll go real slow
I’ll read through the rulebook out loud
In a monotone
I’ll read through the rulebook out loud
As your eyeballs slowly glaze
There are only fifty pages
And I’m on the second page