I Do Not Work For The CIA

07/30/20 - It's true!

I do not work for the CIA
I do not work for the CIA
I do not work for the CIA
I’m not an international spy

I go remote from my home all day
With kids and dogs that are making me cray
It’s not on top of a secret cave
I’m not an international spy

I’m just a mild-mannered most unglamored slightly stammered never hammered dude
And my pen is just a pen and there is not a phone built in my shoe

I do not work for the CIA
I do not work for the CIA
I do not work for the CIA
I’m not an international spy

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