I Accidentally Stabbed Your Dad – Shakespeare Hamlet parody

01/15/22 - Some friends had a Zoom music salon with a Shakespeare theme and it got me thinking...

So here’s a funny story
Just a little gorey
I accidentally stabbed your dad
He was hiding in a curtain
I could not be certain
Who it was I actually stabbed

See my old man was poisoned
Now I hear his voice sayin’
“Avenge me or I’ll haunt you bad”
That was the guy I thought that I was stabbing
When I accidentally stabbed your dad

What I’m going through
Is really pretty huge
And I think you oughta cut me some slack
Now that you’ve been told
I hope you will control
Your tendance to overreact

Don’t go wandering the castle looking mopey and depressed
Don’t pick flowers by the river in your long and flowing dress

If I’m being honest
He was kinda pompous
He made you give my love letters back
Now that you’re an orphan
We’ll have so much more fun
I think you ought to focus on that

It’s not like he was poisoned
You don’t hear his voice and
Your mom is already dead
Not married to the guy I thought that I was stabbing
When I accidentally stabbed your dad

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