Why Does The Man Say Ho Ho Ho?
12/25/07 - This one may get me visited by three ghosts.


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Why does the man say “Ho, Ho, Ho”?
Why does he disrespect us so?
Why does he use such hateful speech
And undermine our self-esteem?

No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!

Why does he live at the North Pole
Take toymaking jobs offshore?
Why does he run a sweatshop filled
With underpaid non-union elves?

No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!

Deforesting the evergreens,
Encouraging obesity,
Endangered species pull his sleigh –
Nicholas, he is no saint!

Why is the old man such a creep
Watching people while they sleep?
Why does he list “naughty” and “nice”
Then give by parents’ paycheck size?

No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!

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