12/25/07 - This one may get me visited by three ghosts.
Why does the man say “Ho, Ho, Ho”?
Why does he disrespect us so?
Why does he use such hateful speech
To undermine our self-esteem?
No, no! No, no! The man with the “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man with the “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
Why does he live at the North Pole
Take toymaking jobs offshore?
Why does he run a sweatshop filled
With underpaid non-union elves?
No, no! No, no! The man with the “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man with the “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
Encouraging obesity
Deforesting the evergreens
Endangered species pull his sleigh
This Nicholas, he’s no saint!
Why is the old man such a creep
Watching people while they sleep?
Why does he list “naughty” and “nice”
Then give by parents’ paycheck size?
No, no! No, no! The man with the “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man with the “Ho, ho, ho” must go!