Creepy David Bowie (Labyrinth Parody)
10/04/20 - The one ultra-nerdy bit in "Captain Ambivalent Is In Denial" virtual Elgin Fringe Festival show.

Muse: Miss Anthropic

Creepy David Bowie’s gonna take away your baby
Creepy David Bowie’s gonna take your babe away
Put him in a labyrinth with a bunch of muppet monsters
Creepy David Bowie is their king

Hold on –
You can save your baby brother
Hold on –
You can face your fear
Hold on –
You can find some friends to help you
Cheat the whole way through because the king is so unfair

Creepy David Bowie’s a manipulative bastard
Creepy David Bowie is a jerk
Creepy David Bowie has too many synthesizers
And songs not representing his best work

Hold on –
You can beat that creepy Bowie
Hold on –
You can face your fear
Hold on –
You can find a better movie
Just a few more years and you can date the Rocketeer

Creepy David Bowie’s gonna take you for his lady
Creepy David Bowie’s gonna drug you for the dance
Creepy David Bowie’s gonna sing a creepy love song
In his creepy tight revealing pants

Hold on –
Oh my god you’re only sixteen
Hold on –
This is not O.K.
Hold on –
He’s grooming you like Jeffrey Epstein
Hold on –
Tell me you’ve been dreaming and you’re safe

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