Captain Ambivalent Is In Denial

10/04/20 - From "Captain Ambivalent Is In Denial" virtual Elgin Fringe Festival show.

I’m younger than I’ve ever been and twice as sexy too
Although outside I seem to change inside I never do
Whatever life will throw my way I’ll meet it with a smile

(Captain Ambivalent is in denial)

So stop your negativity ’cause I don’t want to see
Anything that’s challenging my own supremacy
I’m gonna call “B.S.” on that entire steaming pile

(Captain Ambivalent is in denial)

Carefully I guard the thoughts that go into my mind
The only words I choose to hear are comforting and kind
And I will love my neighbor if they’re in a half a mile

(Captain Ambivalent is in denial)

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