The Bodily Function Song
12/08/17 - A jazzy and sophisticated number for Three Cat's Cabaret On The Lake.

Smile
And the world smiles with you
Fart
And you fart alone
Some bodily functions are socially unacceptable
That’s why I sing the bodily function song

Laugh
And the world will laugh with you
Belch
And you’ll die alone
Some bodily functions are really gross to other people
That’s why I sing the bodily function song

Oh you may eat in public
Don’t secrete in public
Secretions should be secret that’s implied inside the name
Keep your privates private
If they function hide it
And insist that all your bosses do the same…

So if you find this confusing
That’s why I sing the bodily function song

Shoo be do be do be do be do wop bop
Shoo be do be do be do be do be do wop
Scat singing is fine but other kinds of scat are not

So stifle your sneeze cover your cough
Don’t clip your nails don’t slurp your snot
Don’t leave your mouth open to chew
Don’t whip it out with the people who work for you

So if you find this confusing
That’s why I sing the bodily function song

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