10/27/16 - Shoutouts to Samson, Jacob, and David.
Girl I love you so much
I would ask my Mom and Dad for you
If they tried to give me another girl
I’d insist on having you
Girl I love you so much
I would tend your father’s goats for you
I’d work seven years for your sister
Then I’d work seven more for you
Girl I love you so much (repeat)
Girl I love you so much
I would help your husband die for you
I would send him off to a battle, baby,
Then I would marry you
Girl I love you so much
I would kill a hundred guys for you
I would cut off all of their foreskins
And give them to your Dad for you
Don’t know what he wants with all those foreskins (repeat)
Girl I love you so much (repeat)