04/21/05 - This song has a lot of history. Special Guest recorded it first and even made a video, and the Squeaky Animals did an awesome ska version.
If I were in danger, would you come to my rescue?
If you were in danger, I would rescue you
Jump down from the rafters like an action hero
Beat up all the bad guys if you want me to
I could be anything that you want me to be
Could you be anything that I want you to be?
If I were struck by lightning, granted super powers
I’d tell you my secret, trust you totally
If you were struck by lightning could I be your teenage sidekick
Or you could be my sidekick or we could be a team
I could be anything that you want me to be
Could you be anything that I want you to be?
There are evil forces gathered all around us
Everywhere you look they’re trying to make a scene
Can we work together or will you let them divide us?
When the voices whisper what will you believe?
I’m not an elephant, I am a man
I’m not an elephant, I am a man
I am an elephant, I’m not a man
I am an elephant, I’m not a man
If I were an angel, I’d be down in Texas
Filming a T.V. show or something lame like that
If you were an angel, would you try to touch me
Goodness knows I need it, there’s no mistake about that
I could be anything that you want me to be
Could you be anything that I want you to be?
I could be anything that you want me to be
Could you be anything that I want you to be?
Just try not to kill me