Binky: The Hand That Shook The World

My name is Binky I’m a hand that wanders round the world
Having big adventures
One time I was transformed into a cow
But I got better
Now I’m hiking through the Andes down to Maccu Piccu
That’s just the kind of thing exciting hands like me do

OK, boys and girls, time for a science lesson!
In the northern hemisphere toilets flush like this…
But in the southern hemisphere they flush like this!

My name is Binky, I’m small I know but I’m not yours I am my own
[Now that’s a special kind of wrong ripping off a Jewel song]
Did I mention I’m a hand that wanders round the world
Having big adventures?
I thought so but I wanted to be sure
Did I impress you?
I’m hiking through the Andes down to Maccu Piccu
That’s just the kind of thing exciting hands like me do

We love Binky, worship Binky, obey Binky, must serve Binky
His name is Binky, the hand that shook the world, yeah
His name is Binky, the hand that shook the world!

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