Available in 30 min, 55 min, and 75 min (two act) versions.
- Are We There Yet?
- Pizza Girl
- Five Kinds Of Love
- Ain’t Got A Clue
- She Tortures Barbies
- World Of Fear
- I Dreamed That Supermodel Adriana Lima Was An Amish Girl
- If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie
- Laundry Night (Celtic Version)
- My Baby Is A B-Movie Zombie
- Be Glad You’re Not A Bone-Eating Snotworm
- Eclipsed By Your Behind
- Ray Is Not The Name Of The Accordion
- The Hero Song
- Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
- The Thousand Mile Song
Captain Ambivalent’s self-contained portable multimedia sound system handcart is good for up to 75 person venues. Larger venues require a HDMI projection system input, vocal mic, and 1/4″ accordion pickup input at the stage. Bernie the dinosaur (not to be confused with any other purple dinosaur) requires a 10 foot cube of space to operate safely. Sound system/dinosaur require at least one grounded electrical outlet near the stage.