A Mysterious Codger from a future dimension tells the tale of Captain Ambivalent’s lifelong quest to become a hero of some kind, until on a night like tonight many years ago he played an accordion solo so awesome it shattered the space-time continuum and he was eaten by a dinosaur. Journey through romantic, corporate, and cultural ambivalence with original witty songs from the albums “Fear The Accordion” and “Pirate Ninja Zombie.” Also, my sister’s Barbies. And a mad scientist. And a dinosaur!
“…packed with wit…” – Jay Harvey Upstage
“…never lets up on the clever wordplay.” – NUVO
“…amazingly funny songs, wild costumes, and wonderfully cheesy props.” – Plays with John and Wendy
Available in 30 min, 55 min, and 75 min (two act) versions.
Musical Numbers
- Everything
- Are We There Yet?
- Pizza Girl
- Five Kinds Of Love
- Ain’t Got A Clue
- She Tortures Barbies
- T.B.C.
- World Of Fear
- I Dreamed That Supermodel Adriana Lima Was An Amish Girl
- If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie
- Laundry Night (Celtic Version)
- Hint
- My Baby Is A B-Movie Zombie
- Be Glad You’re Not A Bone-Eating Snotworm
- Eclipsed By Your Behind
- Ray Is Not The Name Of The Accordion
- The Hero Song
- Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
- The Thousand Mile Song
