– Audience Choice Award 2016 Elgin Fringe Festival
– Best Portable Set Award 2017 Pittsburgh Fringe Festival
“…a real-life saga punctuated by recurring scenes of unrequited love, noisy neighbors, and a relentless flow of song ideas. Career biography, yes — but this show is all about the music!…You’ll dance, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh and wonder why.” – Elgin Review
Available in 30 min and 55 min versions.
Musical Numbers
- The Hero Song
- Captain Ambivalent Theme Song (first two verses)
- Life Is Just A Chemical Reaction
- Alternative
- You Can’t Sing, You’re Ugly, And The Sixtes Are Over
- Imaginary Eggs
- Laundry Night (Special Guest version)
- Captain Ambivalent Theme Song (last verse)
- The Thousand Mile Song
- Laundry Night (Captain Ambivalent version)
- I’ve Got A Fan In Canada
- Going Back To Town
- You Might Want To Think About Being Direct
- Unique And Special (Just Like Everybody Else)
- Polyester
Technical Requirements
Captain Ambivalent’s self-contained portable multimedia sound system handcart is good for up to 75 person venues. Larger venues require a HDMI projection system input, vocal mic, and 1/4″ accordion pickup input at the stage. Bernice the dinosaur (not to be confused with any other purple dinosaur) requires a 10 foot cube of space to operate safely. Sound system/dinosaur require at least one grounded electrical outlet near the stage.