Available in 30 min, 50 min, and 75 min (two act) versions.

(original title “The Dark Nut Rises: The Grim And Gritty Reboot of Captain Ambivalent”)

Captain Ambivalent went to sleep back in 2016 and woke up in this underground complex full of secret mutants and traitors controlled by an insane computer with no idea how we got there! And now, he’s been assigned to explain it all in song to you, the heroic survivors of the amnesia gas incident on level 12. Report to your re-education pods for a sidesplitting musical history of the future, the eighties, student debt, unintended consequences, and being replaced by a robot.

“The Captain returns taking on mutants, corporations, aliens, and student loans. … Captain Ambivalent’s catchy songs and clever insights will have you saying to yourself ‘oh yeah, that’s right’ before he moves on to the next part of his nerdy tale. A crowd-pleaser with an accordion, this show is definitely worth seeing…” – Elgin Walkabout

Musical Numbers

  1. Captain Ambivalent Theme Song
  2. The Computer Is Your Friend
  3. Everything
  4. The Time Travel Paradox Song
  5. History Of The Future
  6. Goin’ Jawa Rap
  7. Stop Taking My Hand
  8. Killer Kat
  9. World of Fear
  10. Haunted By Waffle Houses
  11. Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
  12. Girl I Love You So Much (A Biblical Love Song)
  13. Student Debt
  14. I Want To Cuddle Up With A Corporation
  15. No One Intends The Unintended Consequences
  16. Grim and Gritty (The Dark Nut Rises)
  17. She Talks
  18. On The Internet
  19. Binky: The Hand That Shook The World