New Song Lyrics: Laundry Night01/14/06 - My take on a Special Guest classic, which was originally a twist on the old disco song 'Ladies Night' I made up to do laundry to.
New Song Lyrics: Rebecca’s Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks12/25/05 - Literally true.
New Song Lyrics: Are We There Yet?08/20/05 - I ask this question a lot.
New Song Lyrics: The Message08/01/05 - I made up the first verse to leave on someone's answering machine. Then it got a little out of hand. Too bad everyone has voice mail now.
New Song Lyrics: The Ballad of Walnuthead and Shufflefoot07/15/05 - Another Special Guest hit I stole back from him.
New Song Lyrics: Killer Kat06/24/05 - Disco will never die.
New Song Lyrics: My Baby Is A B-Movie Zombie06/24/05 - One of my Halloween songs. They can get a bit esoteric.
New Song Lyrics: Ain’t Got A Clue (PG)06/03/05 - Someone found these lyrics on the internet and joined MySpace just to tell me how much they spoke to her. That was really sad.
New Song Lyrics: Haunted by Waffle Houses05/01/05 - One night at Front Porch Music's open mic Diana read a beautiful personal poem about her grandfather's passing which contained the phrase 'haunted by Waffle Houses.' I was inspired in a completely different direction.
New Song Lyrics: I Dreamed That Supermodel Adriana Lima Was An Amish Girl05/01/05 - Literally true.
New Song Lyrics: Anything04/21/05 - This song has a lot of history. Special Guest recorded it first and even made a video, and the Squeaky Animals did an awesome ska version.
New Song Lyrics: Pizza Girl04/07/05 - Based on a true story.
New Song Lyrics: Hey Carrie (PG)04/07/05 - The first in the 'Slightly Esoteric Halloween Song' series. I wanted to write a song about the confidence of 10 year old girls and the nasty surprise nature has in store for them, then realized Stephen King had already made the movie version.