New Song Lyrics: Flashback Montage Power Ballad Song02/11/11 - I'm afraid I can only play this song wearing a mullet wig. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is.
New Song Lyrics: Oblivious (Ninja Accountant Theme Song)02/08/11 - A sequel to "Anything"
New Song Lyrics: She’s Changing Her Interchangeable Head02/08/10 - Yeah, it's my second song with a Barbie metaphor.
New Song Lyrics: Precious (Gollum Goes Country)06/08/09 - What can I say? I flipped through a country music station after watching Lord of the Rings.
New Song Lyrics: If I Were A Pirate Ninja Zombie01/13/09 - A song of luuuuuuv.
New Song Lyrics: She Tortures Barbies12/17/08 - Based on an actual conversation. Though she assures me the Barbies won't actually rise from their graves because she pulls their heads off first.
New Song Lyrics: Why Does The Man Say Ho Ho Ho?12/25/07 - This one may get me visited by three ghosts.
New Song Lyrics: Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady09/01/07 - Began as a throwaway song for a gig at Espress Yourself, inspired by a painting there. Espress Yourself is gone but the song remains.
New Song Lyrics: Whack-a-Mole08/01/07 - Sometimes it's hard to juggle day job, family, friends, and music.
New Song Lyrics: Imaginary Eggs05/28/07 - A song retconned into a prior imaginary band by my previous act, "Special Guest," after Rebecca gave me a small plastic instrument she found in a thrift store. It appears in the one-man show “Laundry Night.”