The Hero Song
Well, it’s time again to take out the trash
Another week is gone in a flash
Seems the longer you live, the faster that time goes by
And though it’s necessary to do
I would really like to try something new
Like touch my special wristwatch and change into a giant robot
I am Compactorr
And I’m going to take out the trash for good!
You know that I would
Disintegrate it!
Fire once, and then I will soar into space
My rocket boots shake like thunder
Who is the man who will dare to pilot the Compactorr?
Who is the man in the heart of the can? Is it somebody we know?
Is he a man? Is he more than a man? Is he a hero?
Betrayed by my bladder
Waking up in the night
Just at the part of the dream that I like
I’m starting to fly when suddenly nature calls
And though it’s necessary to do
I would really like to try something new
Like instantly transfer the contents with my mind…
And maybe fight crime…
I’m Bladder Transfer Man
I’ll show the bad guys that I’m number one!
They’ll all turn and run!
Those evildoers
Will stop their evildoing and they’ll never know
Why they’ve got to go
Who is the man who can transfer the contents of his bladder?
Who is the man never goes to the can? Is it somebody we know?
Is he a man? Is he more than a man? Is he a hero?
