She Takes Bad Selfies
07/28/16 - This may have been initially inspired by someone but I think I'll deny it.

She takes bad selfies
And posts them all the time
Most of them are blurry
Some have glowing eyes
She takes bad selfies
And posts them every day
She takes bad selfies it is just her way

She won’t use fill flash
Or auto-focus
She won’t use filters
She thinks they’re bogus
She will not rotate
She will not crop
She takes bad selfies and she will never stop!

She takes bad selfies with anyone around
Some are way up high and
Some are from the ground
Some of them are backlit
Like alien abductions
She takes bad selfies
That is how she functions

She takes bad selfies
She takes bad selfies

She won’t use fill flash
Or auto-focus
She won’t use filters
She thinks they’re bogus
She will not rotate
She will not crop
She takes bad selfies and she will never stop!

She takes bad selfies everywhere she goes
Everything she’s doing
Everybody knows
She takes bad selfies
But takes them all with style
Everyone is happy just to see her smile

She takes bad selfies
She takes bad selfies

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