Goin’ Jawa Rap – Star Wars Parody (GenCon 2014)
08/16/14 - Unfortunately I didn't see any Jawas this year. I promise to get an ep of Con Songs recorded soon!

Well I’m cruising inside of my pumped up ride
Got my hoodie pulled high above my glowing yellow eyes
I’m going Jawa!
Jawa style! That’s the way to be
I’m going Jawa!
Hiding in the rocks where nobody can see
I’m going Jawa!
Wondering if I call you “homie” or “shorty”
All the Jawas in the house say Ooo Tee Nee!

Now I’m rappin and I’m rappin it tightly
You know the Jundland wastes should not be traveled lightly
So I rock ’em in my monster truck
If you are a lost droid, I might pick you up

I’m going Jawa!
If you need to chat your moisture vaporator
Going Jawa!
Got a droid here that was built by Darth Vader!
I’m going Jawa!
Or an astro droid in red or in blue –
You don’t have to come on down, I’ll bring the store to you!

This one is power droid, I don’t know what he does
But we made an action figure of him just because
Because we will sell any kind of Star Wars merchandise
Except for Jar-Jar baby, that ain’t right

Well I’m cruising inside of my pumped up ride
Got my hoodie pulled high above my glowing yellow eyes
Cruising through the desert just to see what we can see
All the Jawas in the house say Ooo Tee Nee
All the Jawas in the house say Ooo Tee Nee
I’m going Jawa

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